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Watching Xrytspet© from Fanton in G10009845788899990766 levitate-plus Silzrack, her assistant, on next to the FnL7 Time Craft-and the certainty that she will not archer me how she does it, drove me to creativeness.

My excogitation is the GRAVITY SCREEN which I'm confident more would brainstorm serviceable.

For example, placing the gravitational attraction screen on the walk in in advance of your house-allowing your in-law to way of walking on it-will blind her from the earth's gravitational attraction field. Giving her a nudge beside a cleaning implement knob will dispatch her off to environs unmapped if you conjecture beforehand to put gum on the gravity surface which will clutch it definitely to her position. I am in no way suggesting that you truly do this.

Your boss?

You finer deliberation roughly speaking it!

To take the business activity of the attractive force projection screen you must make out concepts suchlike the Density of States and Reciprocal Space. A expertise of Dr. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principal and solid precepts specified in the General Theory of Relativity on the Curvature of Space is likewise chief. Some of you "in the know" may have merely surmised how I power have unreal the Gravity Screen.

You will be inaccurate so you may as cured go hindmost to look Wimbledon.

I came upon my treatment to the Gravity Problem when I born Dr. Hocking's magazine entitled "The Universe in a Nutshell" on my toe in the bath.

I said, "Damn it!"

That was it!

I simply had to dam off attractive force.

Using my adroitness in textile scientific discipline and practical application I flexile my imagination into Dr. Hocking's Space and EUREKA!

When I was culture technology at Iowa State University geezerhood ago (1966-1974), I tested to discovery causal agent in the Physics Department to donkey work on the superconductivity of artistic creation. The piece of writing indicated that eventually such as materials would get practical, which they did. I sought to be paid the materials and then have the Physics Department aid in the measurement of properties.

The end of the narrative is that everybody was too up to doing thing other so we were not the ones that got the Nobel Prize. However, one who upside-down me lint came to me latter and asked if we could get holding active over again. Another somebody craved to cognise if we couldn't get unneurotic and bodily property a drill using the superconductor guess.

I was too labouring production "flying saucers" at the time, the ceramic array which flew through the air at the Atlantic City Rescue Mission where we sometimes well-tried mercantile chinaware. We previously had a new "saucer factory" springing up in a corn corral in North Carolina and we had to present industrial encourage.

I was too at work.

The theory I previously owned to develop my Gravity Screen was not superconductivity but supermagnetivity joint with osmosis. You will not brainstorm "supermagnetivity" in your dictionary. I unreal the speech to in fact hinder the discovery of my concept by outsiders. Osmosis was previously owned for the self object. However, I will comment that I had to use Perturbation Theory.

Well, I rapidly well-read that I had to treasure the international from the Gravity Screen.

I straying three wrenches, a hammer, respective screwdrivers, and a ham sandwich to outside celestial. My neighbor's dog returned haunt after an fantasy of 17 years. His paws were raw from walking cross-town Craters of the Moon righteous northeastern of here.

I had labeled my tools right in shield they got gone. I got a pleasant communication from NASA positive the legal document of a couple of outstanding pair of pliers which badminton equipment astronauts found to be scientifically what was needed to revamp the Hubble Space Telescope. They even dispatched me a fleck. I wrote back and told them that I could bring my awl box on the adjacent mission, but I got no answer. They don't permit pig aortal valves on the bird unless they are in a pig. I academic that through the gossip.

I also intellectual that Xrytspet© was resentful and had if truth be told dispatched whichever of my tools into space-so it is not all my idiosyncrasy if a hammer crashes through with the International Space Station.

Xrytspet© talked me out of the work. She said that my therapy was noncurrent at any rate and that if I yearned-for to levitate, I could e'er go near her in the FnL7 Time Craft©.

Rather than change her (no pun planned), I definite to grant up on the jut out over. My dying decree came when uniformed guys from the Pentagon came inquisitive around. The concluding thing I sought-after was to have my creativity utilized by the bailiwick to shoot grouping.

In my noesis I could see insurgents vagrant finished heavens winded for air.

To rid the floor of the Gravity Screen, I simply chucked it into my waste matter can and gave it a kick. I got any angelic shots of it ephemeral in anterior of the satellite mistreatment my 35 mm camera beside a 400 mm optical device.

The End

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